{"id":128,"date":"2012-02-07T01:39:40","date_gmt":"2012-02-07T01:39:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/saintlouisschool.net\/?page_id=128"},"modified":"2012-02-07T01:39:40","modified_gmt":"2012-02-07T01:39:40","slug":"the-shortest-short-story","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/saintlouisschool.net\/?page_id=128","title":{"rendered":"The Shortest Short Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Meet John. Nothing ever happened to him. John never did anything. Nothing worth writing about anyway. NOTHING! EVER! I am John. Don\u2019t get mad at me, most of the stories you tell aren\u2019t any better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meet John. Nothing ever happened to him. John never did anything. Nothing worth writing about anyway. NOTHING! EVER! I am John. Don\u2019t get mad at me, most of the stories you tell aren\u2019t any better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":12,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-128","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/saintlouisschool.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/saintlouisschool.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/saintlouisschool.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saintlouisschool.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saintlouisschool.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/saintlouisschool.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":130,"href":"https:\/\/saintlouisschool.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/128\/revisions\/130"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saintlouisschool.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/12"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/saintlouisschool.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}